Cowboy Phrases Can You Write An Amusing Paragraph Or 2 Or More, With A WESTERN (cowboy) Theme That Includes These Phrases?

Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more, with a WESTERN (cowboy) theme that includes these phrases? - cowboy phrases

1. I'll look at you ugly as a monkey.
2. It was a strange relationship.
3. The citizens were mighty worried.
4. What is a woman, you need to do to get some attention around here?
5. Name Dillon ... We have laws in this city ... blah, blah, blah, blah.
6. Only a fool shoots drunk love child, not a U.S. marshal.